21 8 / 2014

  • 1: I'm fine
  • 2: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst

21 8 / 2014

21 8 / 2014

overblood:

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

(Source: flapwagon, via hylianpoppunk)

21 8 / 2014

21 8 / 2014

21 8 / 2014

coluring:

coluring:

i love holding hands with cute boys

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(Source: tipslip, via timburtonstolemytorment)

21 8 / 2014

21 8 / 2014

snorlaxatives:

has anyone seen recent pictures of aly and aj bc like

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yooooo

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yoooooooOOOOOOO

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yooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(via how-will-i-get-out-the-labyrinth)

20 8 / 2014

averagefairy:

u ever text someone something risky and every second that they dont respond is another spike in ur blood pressure and u stare at your hand like why did u type that u fool its over the universe is crumbling to pieces this is my demise

(via livingthemidwesternlife)

20 8 / 2014

"To wish you were someone else
is to waste the person you are."

Kurt Cobain (via bl-ossomed)

(via sicklets)

20 8 / 2014

sluttymistletoe:

cringing:

is no one going to talk about how miranda has been replaced with a random middle aged woman

if you knew anything about lizzie mcguire you would know that miranda is livin it up in Mexico City while Lizzie has an awesome adventure with Paolo and Isabella, while trying to avoid the evil wrath of Ms Ungermeyer, who is definitely not some “random middle aged woman”
thanks

sluttymistletoe:

cringing:

is no one going to talk about how miranda has been replaced with a random middle aged woman

if you knew anything about lizzie mcguire you would know that miranda is livin it up in Mexico City while Lizzie has an awesome adventure with Paolo and Isabella, while trying to avoid the evil wrath of Ms Ungermeyer, who is definitely not some “random middle aged woman”

thanks

(Source: zigazig-ah, via livingthemidwesternlife)

20 8 / 2014

nintendumb:

imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food

(via livingthemidwesternlife)

20 8 / 2014

20 8 / 2014

corporateaccount:

corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

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20 8 / 2014

plystation:

seeing your post on your dash

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