01 10 / 2014

"I want to spend October with you, because it’s
my favorite month and happens during my
favorite season. I wish we could aimlessly
walk around a forest and with each leaf that
falls from the branches above, we fall a little
more for each other too. While hand in hand
we can crave the smell of warm coffee and
cinnamon muffins on a chilly morning, we
could feel the autumn breeze brush against
our skin and the goose bumps we get, we
won’t be able to tell if it’s from touching each
other’s skin or from the wind being too cool.
When we lay in bed you’d have the hardest
time moving an inch away from me, because
I’d want to be skin to skin every minute.
These lonely summer nights without you make
me crave the fall, and crave the season of
death in the hopes that maybe this loneliness
would die too, and you’d appear by my side.
I can’t tell if I love the night too dearly, or
hate it too passionately. I think I’d adore
it if I got to sleep next to you every evening,
and I think that I’d enjoy the sunset more
watching it hit your face than actually
seeing it say goodnight. I just crave to
spend time with you, I do."

29 9 / 2014

tyler-resistance:

invisible-handjob:

scarypoke:

babygirl-in-daddys-world:

mister-daddy:

daddys-rainbow-princess:

His face when he says “nickel” is great! XD

This reminds me of my little girl because her pants never have pockets

Haha Daddy you’re right! I neverrrrr have pockets, but that’s why you have them! You’re my pockets Daddy. ♥

What the fucking shit

Christ Almighty

HOOOOOOLY

(Source: spookyblackman)

29 9 / 2014

"Too late. You already killed me."

Six word story (via versacekardashian)

(via emmanuel-that-psych)

29 9 / 2014

lolshtus:

You’re A Hazard, Harry

lolshtus:

You’re A Hazard, Harry

(via foolishlycompletelyfallen)

29 9 / 2014

crystalfy:

It bothers me that the intelligence of animals is measured by how willing they are to obey the commands of a human.

same goes for students at schools

I just realized how fucked up that is wow. 

(Source: leisurelee, via undertheeupperhand)

29 9 / 2014

29 9 / 2014

(Source: ashlandrenee, via illuminaudo)

29 9 / 2014

"I am nothing. I’m like someone who’s been thrown into the ocean at night, floating all alone. I reach out, but no one is there. I call out, but no one answers. I have no connection to anything."

Haruki Murakami, 1Q84  (via 90377)

(Source: introspectivepoet, via illuminaudo)

29 9 / 2014

fuckwitt:

x

fuckwitt:

x

(Source: wolverxne, via illuminaudo)

29 9 / 2014

29 9 / 2014

revuhleyshuhn:

drownslowly:

revuhleyshuhn:

I looked cute for about 10 seconds

ugh having hot friends is a blessing and a curse

Ily

revuhleyshuhn:

drownslowly:

revuhleyshuhn:

I looked cute for about 10 seconds

ugh having hot friends is a blessing and a curse

Ily

(via illuminaudo)

24 9 / 2014

23 9 / 2014

bill:

the year is 2046. no one has memed in 15 years since king obama the third make memeing illegal. in the dystopian suburbs of fort lauderdale, sixteen year-old Dogecoin de Grasse Sagan found a sexy fedora in an trash dumpster. he put it on and it made a sweet anime noise. he knew then he, was destined to bring memes back to this stupid idiot planet. he looked at the camera and goes “u mad, world?”

(via the-drummist)

23 9 / 2014

(Source: irwinstattoo, via the-drummist)

23 9 / 2014